buddy, you cant fuck osmosis jones. hes too small. you put him on your dick, he just goes on an adventure. he just has a car chase and learns a lesson.
Buddy, Osmosis Jones is not furbait. Cited above, he is too small. He is microscopic and despite his design, he just is not a furry. You are made of cells and he is a cell, so he’s just representative of the billions of things that make you. It’s like saying at an atomic level, I’m the desk I’m writing from. He just is not furrybait. End of story.